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Pikachu is a Pokémon. He/she is a electrical rat. In the chart below, there are the sightings of Pikachu.

PIKACHU SIGHTINGS

AFRICA: zero
AMERICA: zero
AUSTRALIA: zero
ASIA: zero
EUROPE: zero
S AMERICA: zero
ANTARCTICA: zero
POKéMON GO: ∞

Pikachu also is bad. He has awful moves. Because he is a fat rat. Pikachu is not smart.

EXAMPLE:

ME: “What’s 9 plus 10?”
Pikachu: “PIKA”
ME: “NO! IT”S 21!

PIKACHU IS THE WORST!

“WHAA!”

Sorry Pikachu. You’ll feel better when you sleep in this pokèball.