Dear Pizza,
I love your deliciousness and pizzaness. You make me want to cut in line when there is pizza at school. I’d rather eat you than have veggies for breakfast. If you were in SMASH BROS., I’d rather be you than Little Mac. In Minecraft, I have made a statue made of cheese for you, but my little brother destroyed it because he had no clue how to play. I wish George Lucas would replace Luke Skywalker with Pizza Skywalker. Soon, I will make a picture of a cat and a pizza to post on my website. I hope you see it when it comes out, but you have no hands or legs. You’ll just have to ask someone to help you. See you in my stomach.
Sincerely, Ezra Engoy 🙂
“Hello there, dude”